Guaranteed Wrong Big Ten Basketball Projections

Just for kicks -- how might the Big Ten basketball season play out as of 2/11? I'll list the final standings and where the wins come from, so as not to be redundant. I'm not projecting many upsets so I'm certainly going to be wrong.

1. Michigan State 14-4 (Wisconsin, Iowa, @Indiana, Purdue)
2. Illinois 12-6 (@NW, @Indiana, PSU, Minnesota, MSU)
3. Ohio State 12-6 (@NW, Illinois, PSU, @Iowa, NW)
4. Purdue 12-6 (PSU, @Iowa, MSU, Indiana, tOSU, NW)
5. Minnesota 10-8 (NW, Wisconsin, Michigan)
6. Wisconsin 10-8 (Iowa, tOSU, Indiana, Michigan, @Indiana)
7. Penn State 9-9 (Minnesota, Indiana, Illinois)
8. Michigan 7-11 (Minnesota, Purdue)
9. Northwestern 7-11 (Michigan, @Indiana, Iowa)
10. Iowa 5-13 (Michigan, PSU)
11. Indiana 1-17

The current standings are

Michigan St.             20-4    10-2     
Illinois                 19-5     7-4     
Ohio St.                 17-5     7-4     
Purdue                   17-6     6-4     
Minnesota                19-5     7-5     
Penn St.                 17-7     6-5     
Wisconsin                14-9     5-6     
Michigan                 15-10    5-7     
Northwestern             13-8     4-6     
Iowa                     13-11    3-8     
Indiana                   6-17    1-10

In my opinion, that would put 6 Big Ten teams in the NCAA Tournament and
would make for a really fun Big Ten Tournament.